{"id":721,"date":"2011-08-01T13:23:39","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T11:23:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/differentialdiagnose.gerndesign.de\/?p=721"},"modified":"2011-08-03T17:07:57","modified_gmt":"2011-08-03T15:07:57","slug":"die-sache-mit-den-socken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/differentialdiagnose.gerndesign.de\/index.php\/die-sache-mit-den-socken\/","title":{"rendered":"Die Sache mit den Socken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Da sitze ich nun so da und glaub des R\u00e4tsels L\u00f6sung rollt mir auf dem direkten Wege \u00fcber das Hosenbein auf das Laminat. Ich bin der festen \u00dcberzeugung, dass Socken, die verloren gehen wollen, eine Strategie entwickelt haben sich im Hosenbein fest zu haken, um &#8211; selbst nach dem n\u00e4chsten Waschgang &#8211; beim Laufen auf der Stra\u00dfe auf den Gehweg fallen und somit in die vermeidliche Freiheit zu gelangen. Vermeidlich? &#8211; Ja vermeidlich!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/differentialdiagnose.gerndesign.de\/?attachment_id=722\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-722\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"722\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/differentialdiagnose.gerndesign.de\/index.php\/die-sache-mit-den-socken\/socken\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/differentialdiagnose.gerndesign.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/socken.jpg?fit=280%2C191\" data-orig-size=\"280,191\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"socken\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/differentialdiagnose.gerndesign.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/socken.jpg?fit=280%2C191\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/differentialdiagnose.gerndesign.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/socken.jpg?fit=280%2C191\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-722\" title=\"socken\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/differentialdiagnose.gerndesign.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/socken.jpg?resize=280%2C191\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"191\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Da sitze ich nun so da und glaub des R\u00e4tsels L\u00f6sung rollt mir auf dem direkten Wege \u00fcber das Hosenbein auf das Laminat. Ich bin der festen \u00dcberzeugung, dass Socken, die verloren gehen wollen, eine Strategie entwickelt haben sich im Hosenbein fest zu haken, um &#8211; selbst nach dem n\u00e4chsten Waschgang &#8211; beim Laufen auf &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/differentialdiagnose.gerndesign.de\/index.php\/die-sache-mit-den-socken\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eDie Sache mit den Socken\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,13],"tags":[360,358,359,361],"class_list":["post-721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-kultur","tag-hosenbein","tag-socke","tag-socken-verloren","tag-strase","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p26TYT-bD","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/differentialdiagnose.gerndesign.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/differentialdiagnose.gerndesign.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/differentialdiagnose.gerndesign.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/differentialdiagnose.gerndesign.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/differentialdiagnose.gerndesign.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=721"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/differentialdiagnose.gerndesign.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":737,"href":"http:\/\/differentialdiagnose.gerndesign.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721\/revisions\/737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/differentialdiagnose.gerndesign.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/differentialdiagnose.gerndesign.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/differentialdiagnose.gerndesign.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}